ACJ’s Today’s moral

Posted: July 29 2005

Some pondering about today�s moral in relation to the recent controversy concerning gta San Andreas� Hot Coffee hackery.

Apparently, it is ok to:

Stab a law enforcer in the face with a Rambo knife for saying Hey, you�re breaking the law! (Or because he could have.)
Pick up a prostitute with a stolen car, bang her, and donkey punch her untill you get your money back (while she bleeds to death as a side effect).
Beat a gun handling hick-chick to death with a stack of flowers for turning you down. (Because you�re too buffed? How can a man be too buffed? Die!)
Set your associates on fire for standing in your way, and then beat them upside the head with a fire extinquisher. (Nobody ever died from a bit of irony, right? Whoops.)
Beat your barber to death with a dildo for dying your hair pink. (After you ordered him to do so, of course.)
�Accidently� shoot your brother in the back during a �gang war� that happens to take place on your mother�s grave. (Why, of all places, did she have to lay there anyway?)
Snipe out an array of soldiers in the process of stealing a $10,000,000 government project (because some random old hippy/junky you ran into thinks that�d we awesome.)
Run over thousands of people with an armored tank that you �borrowed� from the local army platoon. (Hey, when you�re bored, you gotta act.)

�but it is clearly not ok to:

Dry-hump your half (or less) naked girlfriend.

That is to say: have the possibility of � with the right amount of time and effort � being enabled to dry-hump your half (or less) naked girlfriend.

Unless, of course, you�re 18. Instead of � 17.

Perhaps I am the one who�s lost here, but I seriously doubt it.

P.S. Rockstar; here�s some additions to my wishlist for the next game-in-line:

ACJ’s Today’s moral

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