Chatting with [i]God

Posted
September 12 2005

A conversation with igod:


Me:
Yo.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I doubt it.
God:
" Can I help you?"? You doubt it?
Me:
I do.
God:
Where?
Me:
In my brain.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From you, I assume.
God:
Who or what is me you assume?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Which ones?
God:
" GOD rules.?" Which ones?
Me:
Yes; which GOD and which rules?
God:
Alright then. There is only one God.
Me:
I'm glad we cleared that up.
God:
Yes I am happy too,.
Me:
So, which rules?
God:
Wow! The first one, I think.
Me:
I am the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt...?
God:
Who made you the Lord my God who brought me out of the land of Egypt?
Me:
Not me, silly.
God:
If not you, who? No I am God.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Me:
Rock on.
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Dear God, I loathe Christian Rock.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Virgo.
God:
Most of my friends are Virgo.
Me:
That is because Virgos kick ass.
God:
Good reason. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
How about deity?
God:
How about it.
Me:
I will go with that.
God:
What will you find there?
Me:
Enlightment, I hope.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Sure thing.
God:
Er. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
...
God:
Er. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Great. One time I chat with God, and I find a glitch.
ACJ

Comments

4 comments so far.

1/4

Acj!!!!!!

This design, it...

...well, you know.

<3

Posted by: James on September 12, 2005, at 17:18

2/4

Awesome, hahaha. iGod just won't talk to me, I guess I did something bad, either in life or with the program.

Posted by: Murdoink on September 16, 2005, at 00:32

3/4

hallo

Posted by: Dania on February 5, 2006, at 23:13

4/4

hi

Posted by: nio on October 14, 2008, at 11:20

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