ACJ’s FAQ

Most of these questions aren’t actually asked that frequently, but are here rather for the sake of having a faq.

Personal

A/S/L?

At the time of this writing, I’m a 27 year old male that resides in the The Hague, Netherlands.

Do you wear wooden shoes?

The proper term is clogs, and no, I do not. (See my shoes.)

Sprechen Sie Dutch?

Die. No seriously, die.

Technical

What powers this website?

A lot of things are responsible for this site being what it is, but neither of the following could be missing:

• Electricity

• LAMP:

  • Linux
  • Apache
  • MySQL
  • Perl/PHP/Python

• Movable Type (mt)
• Web Standards:
  • Extensible Hypertext Markup Language (xhtml)
  • Cascading Style Sheets (css)
  • Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (wcag)
• Me

Professional

What is your profession?

If I had to label it, I would go with designer. To see what my qualifications are, and some examples of work I’ve done, see my cv and my portfolio.

Will you work for me?

On a free-lance basis, perhaps. Feel free to contact me with details.

Can I buy something from your portfolio?

Maybe. Feel free to contact me.

What are your rates?

I charge €100/hour for design, and €50/hour for desktop publishing (dtp) and other side-activities. Feel free to contact me for specifications.

I have €100: Will you make me a website in an hour?

Short answer; no.

Can you help me with a problem concerning Web Standards?

First, try to solve it yourself, using the W3Schools Online Web Tutorials. If that doesn’t work out, feel free to contact me.

Will you do my homework?

No.

Will you do my homework if I pay you for it?

No.